I feel fricken old....

I wish I was sixteen again!
No daughters, no life, no hassel!

-randomly points to Marina- FIX THIS!
-swatted-...

Ok seriously though DON'T HAVE KIDS! unless you want your soul sucked out and your social life put on pause for the rest of your life!

On a totally different side of things, I now have a new found respect for mothers....here's to not being in strait jackets and living to see the next day without committing suicide.

No life...No time...NEED LIFE FORCE! -dies-

I've had no time for anything...not even breathing!...-exaggerated- OK maybe I do have time to breath but I'm awfully close to losing that time too!

I have mountains of sketches I could put up if only I had a friggin scanner...

Nothing better to do in business meetings than to doodle on those apparently important papers...

Well there was one day I lost control of a lighter and set the table on fire because of all the paper...heh...

Lesson to be learned...NEVER WORK WITH ME...it's only going to be your grave. >>;

So I came on today to find 548 Deviants and about 99 messages! LIKE FRICK PEOPLE SLOW DOWN! -has been gone for months-....-swatted-

Pointless random thing you wish you didn't know...DID YOU KNOW! I could fly, yeah I fell off a ladder and was like WOOOO! I'm flying....for about twenty second that's when I hit the ground in bone shattering impact!

I haven't changed much OBVIOUSLY, who say's that when your body grows you have to grow with it....MATURITY IS OVER RATED! THAT MARMOT OVER THERE AGREE'S WITH ME!...marmot?...-looks over at marmot-...oh my....I used a marmot for an example...I'm doomed...

Now for my pointless rants too two certain people...

Marina:
HOW DARE YOU RUN OFF AND GET MARRIED AND NOT INVITE ME! LIKE SHEESH! NOW I'LL NEVER GET TO CRASH YOUR WEDDING YOU INSENSITIVE MEANY!...-tosses away secret plans-
...
*ahem*
Congratulations anyway...
BUT SO HELP ME GOD! IF YOU RUN OFF AND HAVE KIDS AND NOT TELL ME I'LL SICK THE SQUIRRELS AFTER YOU!

ILty:
You did it...it's your fault....you started this whole parenting bit and now look...I HAVE A FRIGGIN' FOUR MONTH OLD DAUGHTER!....I blame you for the birth of the grim reaper....nah she's actually very sweet....but still....I blame you for everything just so ya know m'kay? GREAT! ILty's BUYING DRINKS FOR THE FIRST 8000 HOURS! ^_^

-takes deep breath- ok I'm good HEE! -grin-

TANKS FOR DA LISTENIN! CREAM PIES FOR ALL! -plunges all your faces in cream pie- *^_^*
-dashes away-